Monday, November 5, 2007

FUNNY SMS

SMOKER HAS A SMOKING HEART

DRUNKER HAS AN ALCOHOLIC HEART

BUT YOUR REQUESTED NOT EAT MUCH SUGAR

BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE A SWEET HEART.




SARDAR WAS DRIVING THE CAR ZIG...ZAGLY... & RASHLY

TRAFFIC CONSTABLE COT HIM

SARDAR : SIR I AM LEARNING DRIVING

TRAFFIC CON : WITHOUT INSTRUCTOR?

SARDAR : YAH ! THROUGH CORRESPONDENCE.



CAT : HOW OLD ARE YOU?

ELEPHANT: I AM JUST 5 YEARS

CAT : 5 ! BUT YOUR LOOKING SO BIG

ELEPHANT: I AM COMPLAIN BOY

CAT : I AM 30 YEARS

ELEPHANT: 30 ! BUT YOUR LOOKING SO SMALL

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