FUNNY SMS

TIGER & CAT
A TIGER WAS GIVING WEDDING PARTY TO HIS FRIENDS.
A CAT CAME THERE, AND DANCED.
TIGER ASKED WHO ARE YOU?

CAT SAID I WAS ALSO A TIGER BEFORE MY MARRIAGE.

EASIEST WAY TO DIE....
1. HAVE A CIGARATE DAILY -U LL DIE 10 YEARS EARLY
2. HAVE DRINK DAILY - U LL DIE 30 YEARS EARLY
3. BUT LOVE A GIRL TRULY - U LL DIE DAILY.